Jean-Baptiste GANNE 

Cooking… Cooking…Cooking. I am Cookist. I am artist. I am fucking, fucking french artist. What can I do ? What can I do ? Que podemos hacer ? Que podemos hacer ? Que podemos hacer ? Fucking french, fuck-ing french mister Poussin. Fucking french mister Champaigne. Fucking, fucking french mister Manet. Fucking, fucking french mister Matisse. Fucking, fucking, fucking french mister Duchamp. I am, I am a fucking, fucking french artist. I am, I am a fucking, fucking french cookist. Smelling, smelling, smelling. Smell-ing, smell-ing. What’s about the Revolution of the proletarians, mister Cooker ? What’s about Revo… What’s about the Revolution mister Cooker ? What’s about the Revolution ? Waste of time. Waste of space. Waste of food, mister Cooker. Waste of time. Waste of space. Waste of tapes. Waste of food. Waste of peper. Waste of time. Waste of food. Waste of sense. Waste of sense, mister Cooker. Waste of sense, waste of sense… Waste of time, waste of sense. Waste of time mister Cooker. Que sinifica oggi essere communista ? Que sinifica oggi… Lazy, you lazy, artist, you fucking lazy french artist. You fucking lazy artist. What’s about the Revolution of the proletarians, mister Cooker ? What will you do mister Waiter ? Smell, smell, smell. Smell. Smell. Is that revolutionary smell ? Schizophrenic smell ? Abstract smell ? Organic smell ? Anti-imperialist smell ? Just a smell. Just a smell. Just a fucking french artist smell. French artists smells. French artists smells. De la daube. De la daube. C’est de la daube, mister fucking french artist. What are you doing, Mister ? What are you doing, what is your work ? What is your work ? What are you doing ? What are you doing mister ? Are you an artist ? Are you an artist ? What is your work ? What is your work ? What are you working on mister Cooker ? Cooking, cooking, cooking, cooking, cooking, cooking. Cooking, you, fucking, you fucking fucking french, you fucking french artist. You fucking fucking fucking fucking french Cookist. You, bloody bastard french. Bloody french. What is your contribution to the Revolution ? What is your contribution to the Revolution, mister Cooker ? Que haces para la Revolucìon, compañero ? Que haces ? Mister Cooker doesn’t do anything for the people. What are you fucking doing you fucking french artist ? You fucking smell. French artists smells. You bastard smell. What’s about the Revolution of the proletarians, mister Cooker ? What’s about the Revolution of the proletarians, mister Cooker ? What do you do for the people, mister Cooker ? What do you do mister Cooker ? What do you do for the people ? You are not working for the people, mister Cooker. You are playing, you are not working, mister Cooker. You are playing, you don’t work for the people. What do you do for the Revolution of the proletarians mister Cooker ? What do you do for the Revolution of the proletarians mister Cooker ? Cooking, schyzophrenic cooking cooking. Abstract cooking cooking. Revolutionary cooking cooking. International. International cooking cooking. Za ljubav. You are playing. You are playing mister Cooker. What are you doing ? Cooking cooking. Fucking french artist is cooking, mister Poussin. Fucking french artist is cooking, mister Champaigne. Fucking french artist is cooking, mister Delacroix. Fucking french artist is cooking, mister Courbet. Fucking french artist is cooking, mister Manet. Fucking french artist is cooking, mister Duchamp. Fucking french Cookist. It’s senseless cooking. Stupid abstract senseless non-revolutionary cooking. You stupid fucking french cooker. You stupid stupid fucking french artist. You stupid french Cookist. You stupid fucking french. You stupid artist. You stupid cookist. You fucking french stupid cookist. I am fucking french artist. I am, I am, I am fucking french, making fucking smell. La daube ça pue monsieur. C’est de la daube, votre travail c’est de la daube monsieur. Votre fucking french travail c’est de la daube Monsieur. Do you know that there is a war going on mister Artist ? Da li ti znas da ima rat mister Artist, gospodine Umjetnice ? Da li ti znas da ima rat… rat ? Da li ti znas ? Za ljubav. Waiting, waiting. Waiting for the cook to be done. Waiting for the Revolution to happen. Waiting for the work to be free of. Waiting for the cook to be done. Waiting for the Revolution to be done. Waiting for the Art to be done. Waiting, waiting, waiting, waiting, waiting, waiting, waiting, waiting, waiting, waiting, waiting, waiting, mister Cooker. What are you doing ? Smelling, smelling, cooking, waiting. What are you doing ? Smelling, cooking, waiting, smelling, cooking, waiting. What are you doing, mister Artist ? I thought you were an artist mister Cooker…

Actes du Séminaire The Cookist, Jean-Baptiste Ganne, 2003.


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